Ohhhh Shambo

As I sit here and watch the finale of Survivor Samoa, I am reminded about what made me start the "Top Five Things that I Strongly Dislike Right Now" list from yesterday... freakin' SHAMBO. I ended up not including her, because I decided to make it semi-humorous... but the fact remains that this chick is still IRKING me to no end... and with that - I have to take it to the "airwaves."

Even now, as the camera pans her way during the second to last tribal counsel, I'm throwing up in my mouth just a little. Why, oh why do I dislike her SO much?! Well... let's start with the hair... she's got this curly mullet thing going on. The other day, she had the nerve to say that she's had the same haircut since 1983 or 1986 or something. When asked why she hasn't changed it, she replied, "Because you don't mess with perfection, baby!" REALLY?! If that's perfection then.. dang - I don't even know how to finish that statement... REALLY?! REALLY SHAMBO?!

But I don't think it's the hair... not totally, anyway. Let's move on to my next issue -- "S-H-A-M-B-O." You want us to call you "Shambo?!" You know that you're a woman, right Shannon Waters? You know that you're NOT related to Sylvester Stallone, right? I'm against it. I'm not going to ask America to call me "Dino" or "Dumbo" just because my name starts with a "D" and I'm portly (sounds better than fat)... OR AM I? Maybe I'm the one that's got it wrong...

Alas, I don't think it's the "Shambo" thing either - even though I have to admit that it's right at the top of my list right now. No, what really got me is that she turned on her own tribe - I'm a fan of loyalty. But then that chick took it to the next level by aligning herself with Russell (by far Survivor's best villain yet) and claiming, "I trust Russell implicitly - we're cut from the same cloth."

------------------ BREAKING NEWS: that heifer just called someone "FECKLESS," during the final tribal counsel. REALLY?! I'm pretty sure I HATE you, Shambo ------------------

As I was saying, "we're cut from the same cloth." Russell openly lied, cheated and back-stabbed people left and right and THAT'S who you opted to align yourself with? THAT'S the type of cloth you're cut from?! Silly rabbit.

But I don't even think it's that. I think it's because you're a 40+ year old woman who whined, lost a chicken and brought absolutely nothing to the game. As a true fan of Survivor, I just think we would have been better off if someone else had gotten your spot on the show. Of course, I do take comfort in knowing that you will NOT be crowned "Sole Survivor" tonight and that you will NOT be going home with a million bucks. With that out of my system, I can sleep easy tonight!