Things I Would Like to See Happen in the New Year... Part Two

"I've been really tryin', baby
Tryin' to hold back this feeling for so long
And if you feel like I feel, baby
Then, c'mon, oh, c'mon
Let's get it on"

"Let's Get It On" - another fantastic alternative to "Auld Lang Syne."
Okay, let's pick up where we left off.

Top 10 Things DBooth Would Like to See Happen in 2010 (the final 5)

1. Dick Clark Retires from the Rockin' New Year's Eve Show -- Bless his heart, I'm sure that he means well but he's like a hundred and thirty-two years old. It's time for him to sit on down. Not only did he screw up the countdown the other night, but he's obviously having a hard time with his lines. Understandably, he's probably terrified of leaving his show completely in Ryan Seacrest's hands - I get that. Especially considering that Ryan is up there with Shambo on my list of people who get on my nerves. Anyway - Dick, it's time to give it a rest. In other words, you don't have to go home, but you've gotta get the heck outta here.
   



2. A Use for My Uterus -- Now, don't get all excited and start breaking out the Baby Shower invitations. I'm simply struggling to understand exactly WHY I need my uterus. I mean, it's all tilted and stuff, which results in some discomfort at times when you don't want discomfort (if you know what I'm sayin'). So what I'm wondering is if I can donate it to science (while I'm still alive, that is). You know, give it to another potential Octomom OR EVEN BETTER, have it be a part of the "Bodies" exhibit. Clearly, I've never seen this exhibit in person, but I would TOTALLY go if my uterus were on display!!
   



3. Mates for Flavor Flav, New York, Real & Chance, Ray J, Frank the Entertainer, Antonio, Megan, Brett Michaels and Daisy -- OMG - how many more of these shows can I watch? Ughh - as many as they put on the tube, I suppose. I am completely addicted to these ridiculous shows and the only way for me to kick the habit is for them to stop making them! It's Vh1's fault, not mine!
   



4. A Cure for Stupidity -- This one's pretty self-explanatory, but in case there's a chance that your world would collapse without knowing the thought behind this, let me just say - STUPID PEOPLE SUCK. Now, I don't mean smart people who occasionally have stupid moments - heck, I fall into that particular category sometimes. What I'm talking about are people who do things that they should know better than to do... but they don't... 'cause they're stupid. I know this is pretty un-PC of me, but if you know me, then you know that political correctness is something I typically choose to ignore. AND I know a cure is A LOT to ask, but this would not only just help me - it would possibly cure all that's wrong with the world. Seriously, can someone start researching this for me and get back to me on it?

Darn it, I'm still one short... Well, as my New Year's Gift to you - feel free to insert your own 10th and final "thing" in as a comment. If you know me well enough to be reading this blog, then I think there's a good chance that I'm gonna agree with your "thing!"

HAPPY NEW YEAR!