Then I thought about the things that I really like to do - eat, write and tell people what to do. I quickly ruled out the eating thing - the last thing I want to do (but probably really should look in to) is document everything I eat. GEEZ... going public with such information could have me banned in at least ten circles. HOWEVER - the writing and telling people what to do things are QUITE appealing to me. If I have to say it myself, I'm really good at both of those things, so with the help of some folks, I wanna parlay that into a fascinating hobby.
In case you haven't figured it out yet, I want to use this blog as a place to tell people what to do. My husband's away and I don't have kids, so all of this wisdom is completely going to waste. Now, I should pause to let you know that this will be true D. Booth style advice - i.e. "if you're gonna jump, then JUMP ALREADY and get it over with" type stuff (only more funny). Should be enjoyable if nothing else.
So with that, let me know your situation and I'll tell you what I would do if I were you. My ears are open -
Step Inside D' Booth
(kinda like a confessional "booth"... but not really...)
Dear D Booth,
ReplyDeleteI have two very troubling situations about which I would like to seek your sage advice. Both ore of the utmost importance, but second one is obviously of the highest priority to me (and I'll assume everyone reading your advice column)
1. I love my job; but it's killing me. I find the work meaningful and gratifying; but there is just too much of it. It is leaving me with no time for any life away from work. What do I do?
2. WTF is up with Taylor and Kayne at the VMAs? What is the meaning of their performances? Is she saying, "I'm still an innocent; you can't take that away from me?" Because if so and she's over it, why did she spend a year writing a song about it? And his song, is he saying that he is the douchbag and that's just the way it is? Or that he's an asshat and he's sorry about that (being an asshat)? Or, is he saying that all you people giving me grief over this inconsequential thing are douchbags? Are they now in some sort of East-coast/West-coast type of rivalry where every thing they release now will be about last year's "situation" at the VMAs?
I have so many questions. My mind is in a quandary. I haven't had a solid night's sleep since this I saw these unfortunate performances. You simply MUST HELP ME.
Signed,
Confused (but hopeful) in Dallas